I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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