Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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