I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
