Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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