even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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