He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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