Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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