that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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