You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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