were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
