He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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