I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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