You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
