I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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