Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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