um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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