I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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