I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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