Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He passed out mid-signature
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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