I can text with my tongue
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize