He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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