the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
