i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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