I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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