thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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