At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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