he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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