do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
