me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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