Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer

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(818): View more from California

I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.

(586): View more from Michigan

You raise a valid concern

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys

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(404): View more from Georgia

I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.

(1-443): View more from Maryland

That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.

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(802): View more from Vermont

the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.

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