Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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