I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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