You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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