if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.