I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.