Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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