So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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