He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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