I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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