Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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