Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
