like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
