I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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