Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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