I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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