It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She even gives head with a lisp.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Alive.
So much puke
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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