508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She's the barista slut.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
