I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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