Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Semen is not good for contacts.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
