but the lizard people decide everything anyway
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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