If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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