He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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