My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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