Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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