i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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