In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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